...using a plastic spoon - you scoop your sick kid's runny poo out of their diaper, put it in a snack-baggie and take it to their pediatrician to be tested for god knows what bacterias they'll find.
Yes, this really did happen to me today - just keepin' it real, my friends. If you can't laugh with me, you can at least laugh at me.
|To be kind, I put the snack-baggie o' poo in a brown paper sack - it seemed appropriate, right?|
|Gee, thanks for the 'mad-dog', Joleen. I'm pretty sure we're both having a less than stellar day. [on our way to her pediatrician]|